Monday, June 14, 2010

Project Blonde: Post-Episode Une

I have gone and bought meself some hair bleach.. wanted to go for the "Ultra Light Blonde" bleach, but the words, "Clean Blonde Colour" and "Control your colour by time" kinda scared me. I stood there, contemplating, if I was to do it or not. But then again, I want to go blonde at least once in my lifetime. Then I thought, I should put it in, and do some housework. Then, it scared me. What if I went past the time limit, ended up with Kentucky Fried Cuticles and a super Sungei Wang look? So, I shall do this later... with a stopwatch and Ian, for moral support. If, I blog a little more often (given the fact that I already have internet at home) then, it might mean, that I am hiding away at home, waiting for my hair to recover for a coverup with brown. :-O But, in the name of consequences of vanity, I shall still post up pics (and maybe take them down later, in a fit of remorse) on this blog. Just to teach myself a lesson, (Hey! Why am I being so negative before I've even done it?) or for research's sake, to document my little foray into Anime-world.
Funny thing, which VishalTengapoo witnessed, I was trying to show him and look for, at the same time, pictures of asians gone blonde. Of course, there's this one gorgeous girl, RIP Daul Kim, a Korean model who went blonde and looks like Cecilia Chung. Granted, I do not look like her and never will, so who knows what freak of mother nature I'll end up looking like. I ran into Kimora Lee, looking like an orange Barbie and then I saw a few promising pictures, opening them in new tabs. After they loaded, I opened up the tabs, and both me and VishalTengapoo went, "WHOA!" .

It was all naked asian pornstars with their boobs hanging out. YEEKS! My hand immediately went to the screen, as there were this bunch of old uncles behind me, watching the World Cup games. OK, so I'm sure, first impressions don't sound too good eh.. Pornstar or Anime. But persevere, I shall! I shall play songs by Blondie and Marilyn Monroe for reinforcement. And pray. :)

So, Project Blonde starts today, roughly at 10pm. And we shall see. If all goes well, I shall not go back to Penang. Because my dearest Mommy will scream at her daughter's loss of natural colour. The last time, I had to bleach my hair terribly, was when I was having my post-PMR holidays, in order to achieve a nice purple colour. Purple came out well, but as the stylist warned, it was prone to running out faster than other colours. I was soon left with gold streaks in my already-brown, further lightened hair. Mommy dearest insisted I dye it brown again, because she said, I look too A2A9 (Ah Too Ah Kau - Pig & Dog, the deragatory terms for Ah Bengs in Penang). *lol* Mommy dearest... I am going that way now. But more, towards the Hollywood Blondes Have More Fun rather than the Shi-Pu-Shi'ing Blondes Have More Grammatical Mistakes equivalent.


OK. *Deep breath* I am doing it ! DO IT LIKE I MEAN IT! LETS DO THIS!

*skips off to satisfy my peckishness to find that IanPenguin has finished all the Oreos. WTH*

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