Fatty Fatty Bom Bom

This fatty needs to be reprimanded for shameless Ben&Jerry-eating sessions.

Moments:

1. I feel so frustrated when it's fresh out of the freezer, and it's too hard to grab a decent spoonful. And next thing you know, I'm scraping the bottom. OOHHH NOOO!

2. It's not my fault really, this pigging out on lavly lavly combos. It's just that reading too many scholarly journals inexplicably makes me reach out for another pint.

3. My Ben & Jerry's shrine at home is growing.

4. Seeing friends on vacays in bikinis, and me in a sarong, with a pint and a large spoon is NOT really motivating. Back to Ben&J's.

5. I use small spoons to make me eat less and slower but end up staring the ice cream in the face until I hit a cardboardy sound.

YEEKS. I AM FAT.